Greetings cards are obviously made for people who can’t directly tell some thing to a person face to face, and these thoughtful cards are meant for lonely people to cheer up. There are many kind of greeting cards- from birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and special occasions, greetings cards are found and can never be missed by almost anyone of us.
All of these greetings cards happened to be thoughtful and there’s never been (which I believed) a greeting card that is full of profane messages and is on sale. Have you seen one? Nope, right? That’s because greeting cards are sent to send our concern and love to those we care so much.
Think of this crazy idea: What if there are greetings cards that one purpose is to offend the receiver? What if not all greeting cards are thoughtful in words? Imagine what would be the person’s reaction upon reading it. Some kind of an aggressive joke, isn’t it?
Well, luckily, there’s never been, even one, awful greeting card that is manufactured for over the decades. But there’s this one merchandise which creates greeting cards that might make the slapping moment come true (just joking!), and might get the reader offended right before he/she open it. Etsy shop FINCH+HARE did an amazing ideas in creating these usual greeting cards we always receive.
To have some twist,they create funny greeting cards that look somewhat insulting at first glance, but cheerfully say the opposite when folded out. “I imagine the cards in this shop bringing a little excitement to mailboxes all over the world,” witty owner and designer of FINCH+HARE Heather Abbot said.
Below are some of FINCH+HARE creations of half-offensive greeting cards. These are so cute to receive!
It’s all downhill from here
real message inside:
Kill me now
real message inside:
It sucks
real message inside:
Santa hates you
real message inside:
You were wrong
real message inside:
You are awful
real message inside:
Your life is over
real message inside:
You are just so, so old
real message inside:
Dad, you old man
real message inside:
I might pee on you
real message inside:
You are one crazy mother
real message inside:
You are terrifying
real message inside:
Quitter
real message inside:
Get ready for boredom
real message inside:
You talk a lot
real message inside:
Good riddance!
real message inside:
Try to look fat
real message inside:
You are super easy
real message inside:
Stop with the face-book
real message inside:
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